(I borrowed this straight from another website, k?)
I don't often delve into the political side of life here, but join me will you? I get that men cheat, women do also. I get that there are times that call for forgiveness and working it out. There are also times that call for burying your wife alive, like Mr.T threatened. "As long as she believes that, I have nothing to worry about." Heh. Nice, hon. There are families that can work past this and those that can't. *THEN* there are these fucktards that join a VERY public life and think they can chose which parts of their lives can remain private. Just don't get it. HE just doesn't get it, does he? I mean, what better freaking time to confess to your spouse. I suppose there isn't really a good time. Regardless, just as much as I shake my head at these people who have their shit stained laundry aired out for all to see, am I flabbergasted by the wives. PLEASE for all things good and holy, cut the crap. You are pissed. Nobody would fault you for that. I would even accept, the 'we are working this out our family is strong, but he will be on the couch for a while.' Personally mine would look a lil like this:
To whom it may concern; yes my husband is a cheating bastard. Yup, he screwed around on me for all the world to see, for our children to mortified forever in public and for me to look like a fool. Yeah, he must have enjoyed it to some degree-since he returned for more as his hookah suggests. Let's just hope he did father her baby-because while he's gone this far, lets just bring home. We will work this out in our family, we love each other, lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.....but don't be delusional America; his chances of public office are gone as is my trust. I am pissed and right now I really wanna kick him in the nuts. I hate that fucker right now.
What would yours say? Leave it to me in comment or link it up to your blog. I declare Wednesday Your Press Conference for Cheating Spouse Day. Can someone make me a cute little banner or sign or something for this?
